Since we are in the week of Blue Monday, the third Monday of January “officially” recognized as the most depressing day of the year because the festive holiday season is weeks behind us and the icy grip of winter still has two months to go, I figured now would be a good time for a little humor to help combat the winter doldrums.
So, to that end, here is another sad-but-true tale starring yours truly which demonstrates — often painfully — that getting the story from the reporter’s notebook to the reader’s fingertips doesn’t happen by magic.
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