Been There, Done That: Locked out of the house with Cletus

- Laura Nethken

It was just a typical Tuesday, or so I thought. I got home from work, put dinner on the table and made out my list of things to do.

Dave is one of those early to bed, early to rise kind of guys. We’re nearly polar opposites in that respect. I get up at the very last second I can and still make it to work on time. I stay up as late as I can to get as much done as possible before I literally fall over from exhaustion.

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