So a coyote, three crows and 22 deer walk into their neighborhood bar, probably Ray’s Place.
OK, perhaps this didn’t really happen. It’s ridiculous, right? That’s because we all know, of course, that the coyote would lope into the bar, the crows would fly in, and the deer would actually leap in.
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